scientology (how u spell it?)

I had a really funny msn conversation with a friend lately. He wanted to join scientology cuz john trovolta believes in it and cuz it has a chun story behind it.

This was wat I was told.

I ended up roflmao

{+3kk!} - says:

jez lets join scientology

jez says:

hahah

jez says:

y?

{+3kk!} - says:

or how the hell you spell it

{+3kk!} - says:

cause john travolta believes in it

jez says:

hahahha

jez says:

and the short guy

{+3kk!} - says:

and it has a sublime backstory that beats the bible

{+3kk!} - says:

hahaha

jez says:

tom cruise

{+3kk!} - says:

yup

jez says:

nothing beats the bible man

jez says:

bible rox my world

jez says:

actually wats behind scientology?

jez says:

like... it jz believes in evolution?

{+3kk!} - says:

hahhaaha, let me tell you

once upon a time there was an evil alien ruler called xenu

he had a problem with over population with his planets

so he did some evil things and well made those population come for some *insert comical pun here* survey

and he injected them with things that paralysed them

he then loaded all of them into space planes, like our planes just that it has some uber cool engines tht can travel X lightyears in Y weeks

and put all these people at the foot of some volcanos in hawaii

and inserted nukes into the volcanos

and

BOOM

all died

jez says:

so...

when do i fit in to the picture?

{+3kk!} says:

he then collected their souls with something funny, and brought them to IMAX 3D and made them watch movies! which later brainwashed them

jez says:

hahhahahah

{+3kk!} - says:

with the other things that what religon we know today like weed, britney spears and MCR, these souls later do something and linked to the living beings at that era which are the cave men

{+3kk!} - says:

and they are all in us, scientology (how you spell it) is here to take it away and let us achieve divine capabilities

{+3kk!} - =P says:

man how can the bible beat this, its liek the best story ever

jez says:

when do i come in the pic?!

{+3kk!} - says:

erm...........*acts like blur religon preacher*.......you are the cave men, as in the souls cling to you

they made a religon back story sooo sublime it can fit into an msn chat box

jez says:

hahhaha

so u're up for it?

i need u to b my scapegoat

y not u join 1st

n tell me how good it is

{+3kk!} - says:

its damn cool tom cruise is in it

jez says:

hahha

{+3kk!} - says:

and come on, how can you not believe XENU

jez says:

and john trovolta

{+3kk!} - says:

yayayya

but anyway lets stick to loving this funny religon

jez says:

hhahaha

jez says:

u’re the one loving it

jez says:

its jz humouring me

{+3kk!} - says:

hahahaha, i love it cause its funny

jez says:

hahha

{+3kk!} - says:

i mean come on, ok all religons tell about some omnipotent being which i cant bring to believe. and this is like far worse

jet planes like ours but with super engines?!?!?!? its really in the back story

jez says:

hey

jez says:

can i retell ur scientology story?

{+3kk!} - says:

hahaha

jez says:

need copyright rights

{+3kk!} - says:

feel free lar, its not mine anyway

i picked it out from the internet and south park

but it IS the backstory

jez says:

serious?

jez says:

so its not ur idea?

{+3kk!} - says:

you thought it was mine? its their idea seriously, as in it IS the back story

{+3kk!} - says:

if you go google it this comes up

{+3kk!} - says:

hahahaha

jez says:

hahaha

jez says:

ok

{+3kk!} - says:

all the jet engines, the cinemas are all in the story

same with the dark lord xenu of course

he was imprisioned into some mountain

jez says:

hahahaha

jez says:

man...

I still cant believe this la. Brainwash them n now we’re cavemen? This mite b an idea for another “Team America” movie.