now now children... pay attention

Hajimemashiooooo (let's begin)~ *scary smile*

Today we will learn about the freaking hard stuff in uni.

1st, try to make sense of the following, and then write a 2500word essay about the notion of place and home:

[ For recent apertures in critical thought instigated by certain internal displacements in the hearth of the West (feminism, deconstructionism, psychoanalysis, post-metaphysical thought) have been increasingly augmented by the persistent question of a presence that no longer lies elsewhere: the return of the repressed, the subordinate and the forgotten in ‘Third World’ musics, literatures, poverties and populations as they come to occupy the economies, cities, institutions, media and leisure time of the First World. ] Migrancy, Culture, Identity by Iain Chambers 1994

*jez’s thoughts: that was one standing paragraph and its ONE sentence!!!! What the ikan?!?!?*

Then in digital media techniques, use the tags from HTML codes in ccs to confuse urselves. This crossplatform capability and the ability to incorporate a range of data types makes HTML (which actually means Extensible HyperText Markup Language) useful in electronic publishing.
*jez's thoughts: sorry cikgu... lost u there...."

Before you apply that, make sure u get free images from the web to form a banner (using the Marquee Tools and the Lasso Tools for the masking technique) in photoshop. If u think that’s easy, u may not think so when u start doing it with a mac computer that blows up right at ur face.
*jez's thoughts: ...nope... still not getting it..."

Daijobu desuka? (are u ok?), ima (now)…
Minasan(everyone)… allow watashi (I/ me) to warn u:
Nihon go (Japanese language) wa (is) totemo (very) muzukashi (hard) desu (no particular meaning for this) !
Anata (you) may think it’s omoshiroi (interesting) at 1st, demo (but) after some time… it will be chotto (quite) tsumoranai (boring) and drives u up the wall.

Now for advertising… *rubs hands together*
We make people wanna buy things that are of no use, pay a high price for it and then we make a run for it.
End of class.
See you next week with a new idea to sell a random thing which I will say it’s a good idea but give u low marks for it just because I can.

Somehow… all those seems to make daigaku (university) life somewhat omoshiroi (interesting) and think this is all worth flying all the way from Msia for.

Ganbatte (add oil) to all students in the sekai (world)!!!!!