One fine day, there was a competition in heaven. Jesus as host had Satan invited up to heaven as his rival. The judge was God (and He promised to be fair in this case- as He always is). So the competition was this: to prove who the best IT man is in the entire universe and also in other realms. To do that, competitors had to come up with a super chunted programme or electronic document and God will see which one had the best features and all that techy stuff.
Time given: one day.
So that day, the competition started. Both Jesus and satan worked all day. They both came up with awesome ideas to please the judge.
Suddenly, just hours before the submission time, heaven had a blackout, cuz the worship ministry in the other room worshiped too much and the power system was over heated, blab la… so no electricity.
Hor hor… the blackout affected the techy computer lab, and satan became super mad! He argued that his work was interrupted and he demanded for an extension. Jesus was as cool as a cucumber (as he always is) and suavely handed his work to the judge. And satan had to do so, too, for the great techno judgement. And Jesus won!!!! (Obviously)
reason:
1.satan lost all his chunted documents and handed in a slip shot work.
2. JESUS SAVES!!!
If u dun understand this story…. Erm, go read ur bible.
It was told in ocf and I was the 1st to laugh cuz I got the joke 1st… wahhh, so malu-fying… but then again, it’s a good one.
I think I read it from those forwarded emails b4 but this time it sounded cooler, cuz I’ve been doing a lot of assignments lately and if u don’t keep saving ur work… u’ll kena one day!
All the best to students out there who need to keep saving~
About Me
- jezamine
- I’m a small person, with a lot of things to say. I love God, love my family, love my friends, love food, and love my life. Yet… its not right to be jolly all the time, so complaints makes things more interesting sometimes. I can be narcissistic at times, but it’s still under control… I get excited when it comes to music, bass guitar, singing, snapping pictures of weird signs, lame jokes, meeting people, making random comments, movies, and laughing. Knowing the real Jez takes more effort than just reading her blog =) but it would be great if you could toss in a comment when you drop by. Happy reading~
5 comments:
hehe i heard that joke bout two years back. it's a really meaningful joke too...
yup, JC saves!!! that's the greatest thing in life for us!
i remember when we used to do our projects in college and then suddenly black out... die man!
first sem was ok because i had a power back-up but for the remaining sem i used a new comp with no power back-up. so you know la when we've a few assignments to hand up the next day and voila... no electricity...
Haha...I got the joke...But it took me a while..cis cis cis, I gotta improve my joking level....
heehee...
eh, help! my crap box is not working!!!
same here... i think there's something wrong with the main host site... jez you wanna change chatter box to marcuz's and joshua's type? or the same one? if not all your past chats will be deleted...
dun need to change la, jz leave it.
its working again now...
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