jokes for broke blokes

Here’re some jokes for the broke blokes.

Hehe, jokes are a cheap way of entertainment, and here are some jokes that I’ve compiled from wat my old lame friend, kim beng (who jz got a super expensive guitar and named it after me- haha, actually its after the term ‘jazz’ and he calls it/her jez, so I claim that its named after me) just told me today.
Some may be jokes that u’ve heard b4 but jz laugh along to build up momentum, heehee

Warning: some can be super lame, so dun blame me for it… read at ur own risk~


1st and foremost, u want the short joke or the long joke?
Ok, I give u both

Long joke:

Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke

Short joke:

Joke



2. Why is 6 scared of 7?


cuz 7 ate [8] 9



3. If *showing my hand vertically* is an apartment....
Then *showing hand horizontally* is…?


A flat



4. This is a maths question

O, T, T, F, F, S, S, …. wats next?


E, N, T

Y? cuz its One, Two, Three, Four, … (u do the math)



5. The sun rises on the east and sets in the west, a rooster stands on the top of the roof, lays an egg. Which side will the egg come out?


Roosters dun lay eggs!



6. wats sticky n brown?


A brown stick



7. wats the mother of all board games?


Mother board



8. how many ppl does it require to change a light bulb?


Amanda (a man! Duh~)



9. burger apakah sentiasa gembira?


burger-mbira



10. berus apakah sangat kuat?


Berus Lee



11. mikroorganisma apakah sentiasa gembira?


bacte-RIA



12. siapakah yang paling kurus di dunia ini?


Tom Kurus



13. one day, a hunter was out hunting for pigeon, he saw a group of pigeon, around 10...he aim his rifle.. shoots...all the pigeon fell down....why?


cause the gunshot was loud...so all the pigeon close their ears



14. one day a hunter was out hunting a rare kind of bird in the jungle....on top of the tree there was a monkey, and right at that moment he saw the bird, took his rifle to shoot it! He missed the bird but the monkey nose is bleeding....why?


The monkey was digging his nose...then when the hunter shoots he terkejut....so he ter-poke his nose wit his finger